Unpopular Idea #3

Put unemployed people in Underground tunnels, to look after the signals. Pay them with the 60% pay reduction that the current staff deserve. Let’s see how many signal failures there are then…

Unpopular Idea #2

Force people working in London, to live in London, or take a much lower wage.

Force people moaning about living in London to leave

Unpopular Idea #1

Charge extra tax on online purchases